Independent Internet Citing Commission

About Us:

 

“About us”? What the fuck do you mean “About Us”? Did you even read the fucken introductory spiel on the front page? I’ve already told you “About Us”. Don’t make me tell you again or I’ll cite you. Fucken inattentive disruptive cunt.

 

Anyway, my name is Die Dong Daewoo (pictured on the right) and I’m in charge of The ICICB3C3PO Unit (Independent Internet Citing Commission Balaclavaed 3am Black Ops). I also run the fake Interpol unit. Actually, they’re the same fucken thing but never mind that right now. I also have a phD from Harvard in Computer Literature. Don’t look it up. It’s a new course.

 

We here at ICIC offer a full range of Citing Citation Punishments.

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Click on another page to read all about their specific details, dearest violently upset internet psycho nutjob.

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Regards,

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Die Dong.